whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES
(via omowitty)
you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock
(via basilrathboner)
“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong
benson and the stray dog he brought home (co-worker he kidnapped) and collared (dressed in his clothes) <3
hey i’m jack, i’m a goddamn hack (jack, 26, he/him, bi, trans)